Now We're On Fire: Random Nwoffage

The Story

Deep in a valley in the hidden city of Selebracion, we find our first hero, Domenic, narrowly escaping the clutches of the dreaded Tantrum Menace. He had been held captive by the beast for just over a year and his first taste of freedom was one that he will never forget.
Meanwhile, due East of Domenic, we find our second hero, Danny, in a very similar situation. Danny had just untangled himself from the tentacles of The Clinger. Both men were on the run from their pasts. Only fate could control what happened next..
In the midst of their escapes, our two heros had a meeting of astronomical proportions. Instantly, this duo began breakin necks, and cashing checks; they were Kings. Everything was looking promising, but little did they know that the foundation of their friendship was about to crumble beneath their feet at the hands of the Tantrum Menace!
The Menace saw that her last victim had not only escaped but seemed to be thriving without her. She was pissed and was willing to do anything to destroy him once again. She knew exactly what to do. She started working her way into Danny's life, performing hypnosis on him every chance she got, until, he was under her complete control. Danny's mind was set; he had abandoned Domenic in order to fulfill his own selfish desires. Domenic was crushed and wished death upon Danny. The two who were once a force to be reckoned with, were now rivals; the greatest of enemies.

Nearly a year had passed; beards had grown much like the hatred the two had towards each other. Their lives had completely drifted apart; Even the powerful Bilbo Bassetti could not mend their friendship. Domenic's life was looking dim until it was brightened by a fair maiden named Erin, who quite tickled his fancy. On the other side of the pond, Danny's life was not turning out to be what he had hoped for. He realized he made the wrong decision, and on several occasions attempted to escape but did not succeed. He remained in captivity until he finally breeched the walls of the Tantrum Menace's fortress and never looked back.
News of the breech spread across the land like wild fire, and Domenic soon caught wind of it, but he was not convinced until a little peasant messenger boy named Yennifer Ciao delivered some interesting news. Yennifer told Domenic that not only was the news true, but that Danny mentioned that he wanted to make amends with him.
A meeting was arranged and the two met at a local eatery run by a young red headed lass named Wendy. The expected tension was non-existent and all wounds were immediately healed. With a single handshake the two heros were back in business. They were breakin necks and cashing checks with great momentum.
Things were on the up and up. Domenic and Erin were still going strong and steady and Danny had been tamed by a Colombian Mistress named Luisa.
Alas, a time came where our friends left us. We were left with nothing; out of nothing came fire....

Now We're On Fire

p.s. Yennifer Ciao the messenger boy, died of Canadian Bacon Face Disease.

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